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Travis Mateer and the Dildos of Consequence

  • Esoteric Waffles

    Two tv shows and a football game, that is where the waffles have shown up. Is there significance here? Yes, I think there is, and this post will make a case for the esoteric symbolism of waffles in popular culture. Ridiculous? Continue reading and judge for yourself. The show Stranger Things debuted July 15th, 2016, on Netflix. Here’s a very Read more

  • Game Day

    Normally I wouldn’t care about a football team’s mascot, but synchronicity, symbolism, and the circumstantial significance of today’s game means I am absolutely taking notice of what kind of animal South Dakota State University will be sporting on their gear when they play for the FCS Championship 122 miles from where Sean’s family lives in Read more

  • Four Years Ago Today

    Sean liked football, and he was a hard worker. That combination earned him at least ONE viewing of a University of Montana football game. Was it the one against Eastern Washington on October 26th, 2019, when the Griz won 34 to 17? Or maybe it was the game against Idaho State on October 5th–that one was a blow Read more

  • Christmas Day

    Jesus Christ is a part of this story, but not in the way you might think. I am not celebrating a birthday today. I am celebrating my ability to be a quiet presence in the pre-dawn hours for my kids while in the presence of my father, who I despise. When I left Montana in August for Read more

  • The Longest Night

    Have you ever played Smashy Road? It’s one of those highly addictive games that suck you in to a simple, pixilated world of vehicular violence and evasion. ”Escape the POLICE, the SWAT, the ARMY JEEPS and the TANKS! How long can you last?” Exclaims the online teaser. Sound like fun? As a game with no real-life consequences, sure, it’s Read more