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A Very Not modest final solution to fix our national debt

by Travis Mateer

My solution to fix the national debt is as brilliant as Jonathan Swift’s proposal to help the dumb Irish by suggesting they sell their babies to the elite for food. Is killing a part of my proposal? Of course! And if you think a little justifiable killing isn’t on the minds of most Americans then you haven’t seen the latest survey about murdering Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

A shocking poll has discovered that a majority of Americans identifying as left of center politically believe that murdering President Trump would be justified.

The survey was conducted by the Network Contagion Research Institute, which describes itself as “a neutral and independent organization whose mission is to identify and forecast cyber-social threats and report on them in a timely fashion.”

A total of 55 percent of leftists responding to the poll said that the use of deadly violence against their political enemies is acceptable, with 48 percent also saying it would be ok to kill Elon Musk.

While Americans daydream about murdering their president, THE STATE would like to kill the alleged CEO killer, Luigi Mangione, to teach us ALL the important lesson that killing the wrong person is wrong.

Another alleged violent criminal connected to some fascinating killing has a cool name and compelling backstory, and that’s the person at the top of the murderous Vegan death cult known as Ziz.

For fans of Dr. Seuss, I should note that any similarity between THIS Ziz and the Zizz from Dr. Seuss’ ABC book is merely coincidental.

Since THE STATE is already planning on killing Luigi, my modest solution is simple: privatize the public execution of Luigi Mangione by adding some ZIZ to it and turning the execution into a pornographic snuff film.

Then, by using the technology of blockchain, we will turn the snuff film into 30 unique NON-FUNGIBLE TOKENS (NFT) and sell them for a Trillion dollars a piece. Can you say GOODBYE DEBT?

I know what you’re thinking. Who would spend that kind of money on that kind of content? I dunno, how about this guy?

My unconventional approach to fixing the national debt not only monetizes state-sanctioned violence for the benefit of regular Americans, it would also act as a sort of release valve for the growing bloodlust Americans are feeling and, if the headlines are to be believed, expressing more and more toward hilarious targets, like electric cars and the people driving them.

Sadly, most of my good ideas never seem to materialize, but this one is the first to offer a final solution for an amount of debt so large the human mind can’t fathom it, at least not without the help of a brain chip or something.

Thank you for reading my very not modest final solution for fixing the national debt. With your help I think we can get this done!

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One response to “A Very Not modest final solution to fix our national debt”

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    Freeman Tao

    What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?

    Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!

    Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!

    Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!

    Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!

    Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovahs! Moloch whose factories dream and croak in the fog! Moloch whose smoke-stacks and antennae crown the cities!

    Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is the Mind!

    Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream Angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch!

    Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky!

    Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!

    They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!

    Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river!

    Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!

    Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs! Ten years’ animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time!

    Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!

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